Demon Hunting and Tenth Dimensional Physics

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Bree Tanner and Asiatic Steampunk


Greetings and many huzzahs, my hearties!

It's been a while since I've been around here, I know. So, understandably, I have much to share with you.

First, let's talk about Bree Tanner.

Now, I know there is some very slight polarization on the subject of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. Very slight. But I'm personally totally in favor of it. I read (and purchased) the entire four book series. And then a dear friend of mine gave me a copy of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. I'll give you an anecdote and let you come to your own conclusions about the book:

I laid down last night at around 11:30, fully intent on reading some of Bree Tanner and getting my head to that pillow by midnight, if not sooner. So I start reading.

1:16 AM rolls around and I finally close the book, having found no decent reason to actually stop reading it.

I think that, alone, says volumes on the quality of the book.

And now: the Asiatic steampunk.

I wrote a story, about a year ago) dealing with steampunk in a fictional, magical, semi-Asiatic world.

It's now officially released as part of Gears and Levers II through Sky Warrior Books.


Take a look at it, if you get the chance.

That's all for now. Toodles.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Tartaros Winner!

Huzzah! At the end of our intrepid, demoniac blog tour, are we all not victors? I say so. However, only one person will walk away with a free copy of Tartaros. Who is this person? All in due time.

First, I'd like to thank the most audacious kings and queens that allowed me to take short respite in their countries to natter on about my book: Frances Pauli, M. Pax, B.B. Hartwich, Adriane Ceallaigh, Jaleta Clegg, and S. Evan Towsend. My greatest thanks to you.

I'd also like to remind everyone that, in very short order, Tartaros will be available in print. How will you know when? Well, there might be a news story about author Voss Foster having a heart attack. But, in the event that I do survive the experience, I'll be talking about it.

Everywhere.

Now, without further stalling:

Ladies and subspecies! The winner of the free copy of Tartaros is...

(Women, if you could scream and faint like you just saw Conrad Birdie, that would rock. Men: faint like Salma Hayek just asked you back to her hotel suite)

...Alex J. Cavanaugh!

Your copy is on its way as soon as I finish this post.

Which is now.

Voss

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Tartaros Launch + Giveaway


I’ll be honest with you here: I never expected to write the book that Tartaros turned out to be. When I wrote, I had no concept of what urban fantasy was, or contemporary fantasy, or paranormal fiction. I was intent on writing fantasy and sci-fi, and Tartaros seemed like fantasy when I wrote it.

Then people started throwing all these other weird labels on it. Things like ‘paranormal’ and ‘contemporary fantasy’ and ‘young adult.’ Nope, I hadn’t even considered that it might be YA (understand: I wrote this fresh out of high school, so that thought didn’t occur to me). I just knew I had a book, and it had demons.

That’s the one thing I could understand being in there, really: I love demonology. I have since high school, when I first read the Lesser Key of Solomon. And sure, the demons in Tartaros have almost nothing to do with the actual Catholic demons, but it’s a subject that fascinated me.

But that’s still not what inspired me to write Tartaros. It was a picture. A picture I’d taken a few months ago and hung on the door to my bedroom. I passed by it for months and, for whatever reason, I looked at it and this queer little thought popped into my head:

He would make a really good demon hunter.

Word for word. I remember it because it was so profoundly out of left field. I had little reason to think he would make a better than average demon hunter. He was fit. That’s about it. But something in there resonated with me for some still unknown reason.

From there, the story spilled out. And I tried a million ways to plan it. I wrote it out, scene by scene, on note cards…which I believe I ended up throwing out. I tried to do an outline. I tried fitting it into a novel planning form. Then I said screw it and just wrote a good story…and apparently it worked.

Tartaros, out now through Prizm Books.

Excerpt:
Daniel rose to his feet and stared at Yolanda. Light shone from her eyes and mouth. Her muscles pushed against the skin. The blood from her cuts sizzled again as Daniel stared at her arm. The three slashes he made were already replaced with tiny scars.
Her muscles continued to bulge out. “Daniel?” Her voice, weak and scared, quivered from her throat. “Are you there?”
He heard sudden cracks coming from her body and saw her legs bend forward. Bits of bone fell from her shattered knees and floated around her. He rushed at her, but when he made contact, an electric pain raced up his arm. He flew back to the opposite wall and crashed into the window, sending glass shrapnel across the floor. He watched her body curl and tighten into a ball.
Rathbone crawled through the broken glass and threw a bottle into the fray. It shattered before it hit her and the contents, whatever they were, swirled around with the bone fragments. Yolanda’s blood crashed to the floor next and splashed into the whirling sphere in turn. Daniel couldn’t move, couldn’t even cry for terror. Panic paralyzed him as he looked on.
Yolanda’s form obscured behind the thin veil of blood and bone, soon disappearing all together. When he could finally move, Daniel dragged himself across the floor, pangs of agony sliding through him with every bit of glass that cut his body. He reached up to the ball of blood and pushed his hand through. A beam of light shot out of the puncture and bounced around the walls. He fell back to the floor as more light washed over his body. The sphere broke apart and blood spattered around the room, filling up the carved runes with bright red.
Then everything went blank and Daniel felt nothing
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Twitter: @VossFoster
Tartaros Available Here: http://goo.gl/Q97Mh
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Blog tour schedule:
January 2nd: Voss Foster :: Demon Hunting and Tenth Dimensional Physics (http://vossfoster.blogspot.com)
January 3rd: Frances Pauli :: Speculative Friction (http://francespauli.blogspot.com)
January 4th: M. Pax :: Wistful Nebula (http://mpaxauthor.com/blog/)
January 5th: B.B. Hartwich :: B.B. Hartwich Author Blog (http://b-b-hartwich.webnode.com/blog/)
January 6th: Adriane Ceallaigh :: Adriane Ceallaigh (http://www.adrianeceallaigh.com/)
January 7th: Jaleta Clegg :: The Far Edge of Normal (http://jaletaclegg.blogspot.com)
January 8th: S. Evan Townsend :: Writer's Thoughts (sevantownsend.blogspot.com)

And, remember, there's also a giveaway. One lucky commenter from this tour will win a free copy of Tartaros. Just leave your eMail in the comments!

Voss

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Wandering Weeds: Tales of Rabid Vegetation

They roll in from unknown places, mysterious and unexplained. They take root, take over, spread to all corners and refuse to be eradicated. no one can say why they came, but there's no arguing that they're up to no good. These plants are out for blood, and getting rid of them will take a certain kind of hero - the best kind.

Twenty-five tales of evil weeds to entertain, enthrall and change the way you look at the unwelcome invaders in your lawn. From feral tumbleweeds to ravenous seaweed, from alien life forms to migrating asteroid fields, in these pages you will find fairy tales and weird westerns, space romps and chilling horror stories.

Scary or silly, wicked or wily, these plants are here to stay.


And where can you buy this fantastic book? Why Here or, if you prefer to read on your Kindle, Here.

Run about and check out some other posts from the authors, too--some of them are far more creative than I, and have added extra stuff for your pleasure. Ooh...ahh...eEEEE!



And, as always, cheers!
Voss

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Or two.

Or ten.

Sorry. Off topic

Why the holiday cheer (with extra cheer)? I just put out a short piece of fiction in celebration of the winter holidays. Merry Christmas, Oliver is a generation-spanning tale of Christmas in city...and also not necessarily for the reader looking for holiday happiness...

Hence the rum.


It's available now at Smashwords absolutely for free. Although a review would be sexy...

Happy holidays, y'all
Voss

Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Next Big Thing

So, here I was, in the midst of writing my NaNo novel (now officially ready for edits...once I recover from the high speed writing) when what should arrive in my inbox but an invitation to participate once more in The Next Big Thing. This time via Frances Pauli over at Speculative Friction. Plus, since I'm not quite ready to move on from my NaNo novel yet, this is a good chance to blither on about it. On and on and on...

What is the working title of your book?
Zirkua Fantastic (Basque for 'Fantastic Circus'), first book in the King Jester Trilogy.

Where did the idea come from for this book?
So, from late August all the way to the first day of November, I was in a very, very , very complicated, involved carnival-themed wedding. At the same time, I was planning to write a sci-fi sports book. When I sat down to write the sci-fi book...it bored me. What didn't bore me was the idea of a magical circus. So, with no outline, very little real idea of the world, I rushed headlong into Zirkua Fantastic.

What genre(s) does the book fall under?
Contemporary fantasy and young adult.

What actors would you choose to play in the movie rendition of your book?
Given absolute control over the cast...hmm...the only one I can come up with off the top of my head would be Willem Dafoe as King Jester, and he's barely in the first book at all. I'm always terrible at casting my books...

What is the one sentence synopsis of your books?
In the face of a new threat, the powers that control Zirkua Fantastic must protect the welfare of the circus and the world. (It's ten o clock at night and I'm spitballing here, people.).

Self-published or represented?
I'm hoping to sell this to the publisher that took on my first book, as it fits better in their catalog, in my opinion.

Who or what inspired you to write this particular book?
Well, aside from the wedding itself, the bride and groom. When the going got really messy, I just thought about them. It's thanks to them and their love that Zirkua Fantastic came into being.

Anything else that might pique our interest?
I don't know...

Now, I know I'm supposed to tag people, but I believe in a sort of blogging free love. If you find this here and you want to use it, go ahead and use it. But it would be kind of sexy if you could link back to this post if you use it.

Voss

Monday, November 12, 2012

Tartaros Trailer

Wow. I've been away for a while. between NaNoWriMo and the single most complicated wedding I've heard of, I haven't had much time.

But I eked out some time today, and I managed to get this done:


Check out the trailer for Tartaros, give it a like, share it, worship it. You know, just whatever you feel is the necessary response.

I'm diving back into the trenches now, but stay tuned for more, soon. Gods willing, I'll have an interview with Prizm Books (the publisher of Tartaros) to share this week as well.

Blessed be,
Voss